A year has passed since Bryan, Jason and Dave took on the evil forces of sobriety in the Mission. After vanquishing their foes and kicking some orphans just because it's fun, they once again went their separate ways except for the fact that they see each other all the time. And shit, Jason and Dave live together.

But now, a new menace has reared its ugly head. A menace older than Jason, Dave and Bryan put together, times a billion.

Lo Pan, evil Overlord from the Kurt Russell and Kim Cattral vehicle "Big Trouble in Little China", banished to the ethereal plane, has hatched a fiendish plan. He started by removing Dave's free time and Flash skills. (If you want to help Dave relive former glories, you can check out last year's movie.)

But Lo Pan was not satisfied with that. He intends to conquer the universe through removing all alcohol and the knowledge of how to produce it and take advantage of the chaos that ensues.

To counteract this fiendish plan, Jason, Dave, and Bryan are attempting to form an elite strike force to enter the ethereal plane and do battle. To complete this perilous journey, they must pass through the Nine Enchanted Doors and, like Alice in Wonderland, consume a potion at each one. At the Ninth Door we will pass into the ethereal plane where, invisible, bulletproof, and very smooth with the opposite sex, Lo Pan will be helpless against us.

The forces of good need your help once again. Join us as early as you can on our quest. It's not about you or us, it's about saving the fucking universe, you twit.

Print out the schedule and directions and join the forces of Good. And watch them turn into the forces of evil.